Author Archive for PZT

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN – message to all staff members. TO THE PUBLIC – tryouts are open again.

So, tryouts for the team are back open. Go to the IRC if you’re interested. Stay there since some of us are accustomed to idling and it may take a while to see.

Our glorious motherland has been on a downward slide recently. We’re the longest living site, we’ve done everything, but you wouldn’t be able to tell from the way things look right now.

If you want to see new hacks, look below this post. I’m making this post public because we have a commitment to the public and I think transparency is an important thing to have.

I think we may need to revamp the way we conduct operations around here, or better yet, reverse them. See after the jump.

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3 years!

3 years of Stack Smash, I think, as of today. We’re still kickin’ it old school.
I was *going* to post something today, but I don’t think it’s really finished, so if one of you team-members want to pick up the slack for me, you can go ahead. As for me, I’ll just get back to work.
…How sad is it when I begin to look productive?

You know how long it took me to make this hack? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS!

Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises… and a fast entrance into HELL!

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Wow, a character hack from PZT?

You aren’t imagining it.
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Baby’s first hack

After nearly 2 years, I, Mr. Lazy, have finally created a (working) hack. Shocking. So yeah, hit the jump to check it out.
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One part tryout, one part call out

Alright you guys, it’s time for another inevitably terrible tryout. Make your way to the IRC and present your case to any available members.
To Eggboy13, HSX, MXXD, ElectroBlade (aka Mr. Does One Moveset Hack And Completely Drops Off The Earth), Lexx, Wolfpack, Warchamp (to a small extent), and Vile, it is YOUR fault that we’re in this mess. You deserted us and you better make a great case for your innocence, you Katrina and the Waves of texture hacking. I honestly believe some of you joined just so you could say to your friends “I’m on Stack Smash.” without ever even doing anything.
And for the last part, to our illustrious probably Russian hacker who put malware on our CulTNET site among other things; you are sleazy, shameful, and among other things, a virgin. You are the pivotal reason for why we’re in this mess, and I hope you’re happy.

Tryouts and an internal message

Tryouts are happening again. No BS, just sign up.
To all internal team members, this thing where you visit the team IRC chat once, talk about how you’re going to make stuff, and drop off the face of the earth like MXXD, Lexx, and so on (you know who you are) be more faithful or you’re running a fine risk. There’s a reason we haven’t had an update in two days, and it’s people like you. Cut it out. Do I need to make this any more clear?

No time for formalities? Lies. Lies and slander.

Reason for this madness inside.
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Advertising YAY

So I’ve (PZT) got this MUGEN site. It’s called MUGEN Royale. And it’s dying really quick. Really, really quick. Like it’s got an inoperable brain tumor. But you can make it not die. Give it chemo and stuff. You can do that by signing up and posting. Every user counts. If you like MUGEN, it’s a great site for all your needs. You can find tons and tons of characters. Tons and tons. And we’re even accepting staff applications. C’mon, join us at MUGEN Royale. A little goes a long way.
And do I really have to mention to join? This is a last ditch sort of thing, you see.
EDIT: How am I so stupid as to forget the link? It’s riiiight here:


You read it. Hopefully we can get some new talent here that the MMKC conglomerate and ESH haven’t eaten already. Sign up.
Also, if you forget about Phreeq’s update posted earlier, I’ll kill you: