13 = 10?

Remember Jason-X? Remember how at the end of the movie, they escaped from him, the spaceship blew up, and Jason disappeared? Well, it turns out he was jettisoned all the way through space, until suddenly he crashed into a familiar ship, the Halberd. And Meta-Knight wouldn’t stand for this. He took out Mr. Voorhees with one quick spam of the neutral-b, and claimed his prize, a BRAND NEW MASK!!! Talk about bein’ overprotective, mirite? So, here’s your pics of Meta-Knight’s shiny new mask. I like shiny things…

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AGENTS ARE GOOOOOOOO

Tonight’s character is perhaps the most inspiring figure in the world. He brings hopes into the hearts of millions. No, I don’t mean Martin Luther King Jr, I mean Agent J, the best dancer on the face of the earth. Just don’t tell Commander Kahn J made it to Brawl and he didn’t…you don’t want to anger him, oh no. This hack actually proves Androu can make stuff from scratch, like a cool pair of sunglasses seen on this agent of elite beats. Cool.

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NEW MEMBER APPROACHING!

He was one of our biggest fans.He tried to make costumes,but failed in the hexing part.He has joined the roster of texture hax nao! He’s cool and can do some neat stuff.

NOTE: Funny fail,I made this into a page before…I PROMISE TO NEVER UPDATE RIGHT AFTER I WAKE UP ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Courtesy of Jugg4n4ut, Zombie Wario is no longer alone.

He threw his head onto Bowser and infected him, giving Bowser Zombie Wario’s abilities. We call this Zombie Bowser. This has lead to a full-scale Zombie outbreak…*walks down an inconspicuous hallway when Zombie Bowser bursts through* AAAH!! *picture snap* *picture snap* *picture snap* *picture snap* *picture snap* *picture snap* Whew…got away. Here’s the pictures from that fateful encounter with death. This is Jugg4n4ut’s first hack, pretty good huh? (P.S., that above was a parody of Resident Evil)

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DOUBLE UPDATE: Almighty aliens and localization mishaps!

So, tonight, we have two hacks, unrelated by anything you know. We know what relates them however. The first one, Vegeta, is a Saiyan from the planet Vegeta, son of King Vegeta, archnemesis then best friend of that crazy guy in the orange clothes. No, I’m not talking about Naruto, I’m talking about Goku. Now, something might seem a bit unusual. No, I don’t mean his Oozaru tail, I mean those crazy ears. Well, they’re the result of a botched plastic surgery operation. Poor Vegeta. First his dad and home planet getting obliterated now he has stupid furry ears. But that doesn’t diminish the greatness of this hack. Dhragen strikes again! For the second one, we have a tortured rendition of Kirby, spawned from an alternate universe created by soul-less Nintendo of America marketing execs that think everybody in America lives on the edge. A former POW in ‘Nam, Amerikirby has faced a troubled life, orphaned by a terrible car crash, the only thing that keeps him going is his love of weaponry. Unfortunately, he’s tortured by a masked serial-killer and a demonic dictator. Androu1 delivers a touching look at what America is all about. Now, I’m sorry for my wall of text, let me just cut to the pictures. Not only do we have a great hack from Dhragen, but we have a bonus from Androu! Lucky you! Loopyeyes: Congrats, you were the first person to predict a hack the day before it was uploaded! Cool! Now use those crazy unholy psychic abilities for good. You have godly timing.

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Somehow, torturing animals and forcing them to fight took a toll on the poor Pokemon Trainer.

So what does he do? Why, he throws away the worthless animals and uses his fists, of course! Oh, he’s going to stop PT’s Pokemon with his Charizard? No problem. Tranquilizer dart solves it all. And then PT snaps Blue’s neck. Shows him for messing with PT, that’s for sure. Dhragen does an astounding job again!

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I fight for my royalty.

Even though he’s been snooping as usual, I see, Ike got a PRRRRRRROMOTION. Why Nintendo didn’t put this in Brawl in the first place baffles the mind, but that’s what we’re here for! Oh lord, this will be one good update. Now, get ready for pics. Pics nao. And there were pics. Thousands of them. Well, five pics anyway. I’m missing one pic, but don’t fret, it’ll be up soon and captioned. Just had to improvise on an update, come back later for the last pic.

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Ninten, now with no do!

Behold, the prototype to Ness. The Ristar to Ness’ Sonic. In the official art they look exactly the same, but in the in-game sprites due to the limited palette, Ninten was a man of his own! And we translated that own-ness into a hack. Praise be. From taking down Mewtwo-lookalikes to exterminating zombies, Ninten’s done it all. Except fight against an assortment of other Nintendo-universe characters. But now he can! I know what you’re thinking, pics nao, so ok. Pics be here.

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Wakka wakka wakka.

Straight from the greatest arcade game ever courtesy of Eggboy13, PACMAN! Avoid Blinky, Pinky, Inky,  and Clyde as you go for your precious power pellets.  Get the fruit, the pretzels, etcetera, and turn on those ghosts and eat their unworldly corpses! But then they’ll just respawn and hunt you down like the dog that you are. Just don’t get too far, as Billy Mitchell will hunt you down and light your body ablaze with his precious hot-sauce for stealing his world record. So pop yourself in with your 2-litre bottle of Shasta and your all-Rush mixtape and get ready for some Pac-Man.

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Ninja, or ninja impersonator?

You decide. Link dressed up like a ninja for halloween! Little does his feeble mute mind know, halloween is over. But Link doesn’t care, he’s going to go and get some candy anyway, just you try and stop him. Of course, this isn’t a REAL ninja, because if he was you wouldn’t be able to see him because he’s so stealthy, you know. Hey, at least he isn’t wearing bright orange and running around yelling like another fake ninja I know. *glares* I know you’re waiting for the pics, so dine on them, dine I say!

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