Begin the test of island courage! Good luck!

It was posted on February 9, 2009 at 02:56. There's 34 Comments and it's in Captain Jim.

Tonight we bring you the hero of the best NES game that was never formally remade or ported to anything but the Wii Virtual Console. That’s right, I’m talking about Mike Jones, the 15-year-old ace pitcher from Seattle who travels to the southern archipelago to meet with his Uncle, Dr. J to find him abducted by an unknown perpetrator in the spectacular English-only title, StarTropics. Otherwise known as the guy in Captain Jim’s name logo for the team page.

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Be at the rendezvous point in EXACTLY ten minutes!

It was posted on February 8, 2009 at 02:14. There's 25 Comments and it's in BP.

You know that Captain Falcon runs fast and punches things in Smash Bros…
You SHOULD know what he races at the speed of sound on the winding, whirling roads of the F-ZERO Grand Prix…
But did you ever see him in the manual of the first F-ZERO game? The Captain of Charisma sure showed some criminal scum his moves. Classic Captain Falcon, everybody.
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This is what bein’ friends is about!

It was posted on February 7, 2009 at 01:17. There's 30 Comments and it's in Androu1.

When you are happy
With laughter to spare
Fun is twice as fun
With someone to share
When you are lonely
And full of despair
Things aren’t half as bad
When somebody cares
Maybe now you have figured it out
That’s what bein’ a friend is about
When you’re lookin’
For someone you can rely on
Won’t you think about me
When you’re lookin’
For someone you can rely on
Don’t you ever doubt me
I’ll be there someway, somehow
That’s what bein’ friends is about!

*cough*

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Elite Smash Hackers now hosted by Stack Smash, PowerNation moving soon

It was posted on February 6, 2009 at 02:36. There's 33 Comments and it's in Important.

You heard the title. And before anyone asks, no this does not mean ESH and PN are merging with Stack Smash, it means we’re absorbing their power through the Potara earrings in order to fight Majin Buu lending them server space so they don’t get raped shut down like Syntax-Error and Team Twilight. You can spam access ESH here: stacksmash.kontek.net/esh

It also means the SCHC is now closer to reaching it’s goal of world domination making one unified orgy Smash hacking community.

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Little does Speed know…

It was posted on February 6, 2009 at 01:56. There's 24 Comments and it's in Captain Jim.

That this is actually his brother, Rex Racer, who ran away from home many years ago.

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In case you didn’t catch it the first time, Racer X is really Speed Racer’s older brother Rex, who went missing years ago.

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Warning, Spoilers Approaching!

It was posted on February 4, 2009 at 21:52. There's 50 Comments and it's in Captain Jim.

Spoliers for the first chapter of MOTHER 3 inside!

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Double Update: The Fallen Five….REUNITED AGAIN!

It was posted on February 3, 2009 at 21:27. There's 91 Comments and it's in S.

In the time of Melee, there stood five warriors…when the Brawl rolled around, they were not to be seen.
Over time, the summoners of a mighty organization awakened three of the Fallen Five from their slumber.

The noble warrior, with a blade of fire.
The medic, with a tendency for malpractice.
And the underestimated rodent, with power packed in its small frame.

But that left two…two that have not returned….

Until now.
The telekenetic god of creatures, numbered 150, born by artificial means…

The young boy, with sword in hand, clad in green, ready to do what it takes…

They return.

The Five are complete again.

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I regret to inform you, Team Twilight fans.

It was posted on February 2, 2009 at 23:10. There's 121 Comments and it's in Uncategorized.

TT got the EE treatment; Nintendo went after them too. I, for one, will never buy a Nintendo product new ever again. -PZT

JUSTICE EDIT BY BIRD PERSON. NONE of that crap is true. Team Twilight was closed by the server. Leon was told to “remove copyright-infringing content.” Technically no, none of it actually is infringement, but you get the idea. Leon’s HOST shut him down because they were scared of potential lawsuits. But this is what I believe happened with Syntax Error, too. PZT is caught up in the “Raganook is my friend and would not lie to me,” but see? Raganook was lied to himself. He’s said even he never saw a real letter from Nintendo. The host people just said that. So PZT, listen to me. They didn’t lie to us. They relayed a lie. I give my sincerest apologies for thinking it was the ]EE[ team who made up that hoax.

I know I sound like I’m trying to make a big deal… but on the contrary I’m just trying to dispel lies that made this more dramatic than it should be. The end. Good night and rest easy knowing that Nintendo never attacked a Brawl hacking team nor will they ever get us, thanks to PZT eliminating his own position as host for Stack Smash and putting us on this [horrible] server.

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Don’t look at me like that.

It was posted on February 2, 2009 at 19:55. There's 48 Comments and it's in BP.

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Kibbles and…wings?

It was posted on February 2, 2009 at 03:16. There's 21 Comments and it's in Androu1.

His golden helm shines in the bright sunlight of Dream Land, proudly sporting his claim to fame…the Cutter Blade.

Whether supporting Kirby, or battling against him, Sir Kibble is a noble warrior, fighting until the very last breath.

Rumor has it that Sir Kibble has been taking some sort of lessons from another of  Dream Land’s fabled knights. What could this mean…? Continue reading ‘Kibbles and…wings?’

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