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A brighter tomorrow

Well, guys, I’ve noticed an increasing problem with SSBB hacking. Mainly, most sites are hosted on wordpress.com, which, as history has shown, with Team Twilight*, isn’t exactly a safe hosting solution. We at SS however, secured a bulletproof server in Finland, with unimaginable bandwidth and hosting space. But, you’re thinking “surely you wouldn’t be posting about this, if you didn’t have a solution to the wordpress.com problem?”. Well, you’re absolutely right. And here is my solution: Sharing that wonderful server with you, the public. Enter BrawlHost, at stacksmash.kontek.net/brawlhost
Now everyone can enjoy the benefits that our server provides. Need server space? Don’t settle with wordpress.com‘s wimpy 10MB when we provide 10GB. Yes, 10GB. More then some bad hard-drives. And we may just upgrade that number in the future. And, let’s not forget the fact that I will provide any plugin or theme to you when asked, so get searching BrawlHost users. You can now enjoy the power of CulTNET. But, you pre-existing teams on WordPress.com may think “well, how am I going to move all this site content?” I’ve got just the solution for you.
1. WordPress.com side – Tools – Export.
Save your file.
2. BrawlHost side – Set up a site, all that good stuff, then head over to Tools – Import, and choose that file you saved earlier. Remember to import pics too. And boombayah, enjoy your new bulletproof site. Yes, this means you PowerNation. Nobody deserves to be resigned to the fate that Team Twilight experienced, which is why I had to give some solution to you guys. And whaddya know, it also meshes perfectly with the SCHC’s goal of creating one unified Smash hacking community. So stop reading this and SIGN UP ALREADY! Happy hacking!
Androu: Sticky this somewhere on the SCHC.
Also, I have one tiny thing to say. I’ve seen some refer to the SCHC as a Stack Smash forum, which is entirely untrue. It’s a forum for every hacker, big and small, popular and unpopular, talented and untalented. Do you think there would be ESH and PN sections as well as an SS one if it was an SS exclusive forum? Thank you, and goodnight. Happy hacking my friends!

*Captain Jim says: Leon has revealed that he shut Team Twilight down himself, so this fear of being on wordpress is unfounded. Don’t feel like you HAVE to take our server space.

Goodbye, Spire

We regret to inform all of you that a newer member of our team, Spire, has left us. He is giving up Textures for his painting career. The best of luck to you, Spire.

Sorry for the site troubles.

I (PZT) upgraded the site, which broke our theme. When trying to fix the banner width I broke our banner, then when I fixed the banner I broke the comments and gallery. We are sorry for all the trouble, and I think you owe me a thank you because I didn’t get any sleep last night. >_> Until next time, so long and thanks for all the fish. So sad it had to end like this. We tried to warn you but oh dear. So long so long, and thanks for all the fish. The world’s about to be destroyed, no point getting all annoyed, sit back and let the planet dissooooooolve. Despite those nets of tuna fleets, we thought most of you were sweet, especially your tiny tots and pregnant women. So long so long so long so long so long. So long so long so long so long so long. Yeah. so long and thanks for all the fish. So sad it had to end like this. We tried to warn you but oh dear. So long so long, and thanks for all the fish. The world’s about to be destroyed, no point getting all annoyed, sit back and let the planet dissooooooolve. Despite those nets of tuna fleets, we thought most of you were sweet, especially your tiny tots and pregnant women. So long so long so long so long so long. So long so long so long so long so long. Yeah!

I regret to inform you, Team Twilight fans.

TT got the EE treatment; Nintendo went after them too. I, for one, will never buy a Nintendo product new ever again. -PZT

JUSTICE EDIT BY BIRD PERSON. NONE of that crap is true. Team Twilight was closed by the server. Leon was told to “remove copyright-infringing content.” Technically no, none of it actually is infringement, but you get the idea. Leon’s HOST shut him down because they were scared of potential lawsuits. But this is what I believe happened with Syntax Error, too. PZT is caught up in the “Raganook is my friend and would not lie to me,” but see? Raganook was lied to himself. He’s said even he never saw a real letter from Nintendo. The host people just said that. So PZT, listen to me. They didn’t lie to us. They relayed a lie. I give my sincerest apologies for thinking it was the ]EE[ team who made up that hoax.

I know I sound like I’m trying to make a big deal… but on the contrary I’m just trying to dispel lies that made this more dramatic than it should be. The end. Good night and rest easy knowing that Nintendo never attacked a Brawl hacking team nor will they ever get us, thanks to PZT eliminating his own position as host for Stack Smash and putting us on this [horrible] server.

THE SSBB COMMUNITY HAX FORUM

JOIN IT
YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP FOR ALL YOUR HACKING NEEDS.
stacksmash.kontek.net/communitycostumes/123forum/phpBB3/index.php
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THERE’S FREE COOKIES FOR JOINING
SO HIT IT. HIT IT LIKE YOU WOULD A HOT MALAYSIAN FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT

Welcome to the new server, young padawan.

Psst. Hey innanetz. YO MAMA.
In all seriousness, we’re completely worn out especially me, PZT. Expect the update in the morning sorry for the inconvienience. Expect a release soon now that we’re bullet-proof. Also, that guy on Digibutter.nerr claiming to be my brother is my brother. I know you guys are reading this.

The Forum!!!!!!1

OK people, I will be short and to the point. We have a forum but it seems noone cares about it, since it’s dead as fuck.

So…I’m gonna put this big ad in here!

www.unleadedmugen.com/bob/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?

(*unstickied*)

Why don’t you have a seat over there?

To kick off the new year of 2009, we have yet another internet meme. None other then the one and only Pedobear. Hunting for lolis where-ever they may rest, this arch enemy of Chris Hansen, is one of the iconic symbols of /b/, 4chan, and the series of tubes. Behold, Pedobear emerges, in the form of our friend, Pikachu, the electric rat. We call this creation Pedochu, as he summons damaging pedorays from the sky, using his pedobolts to stun lolis. Behold!

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The ]EE[ Story

Alright, the story from ]EE[ is that they ran into some technical difficulties. They have some suspicions regarding the matter but the short and sweet version is that the patch will unfortunately not be released.

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Regarding ]EE[

I’m currently talking with Raganook on the matter. Don’t worry they’re not dead.

I’m currently finding out whats going on with things.