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For 700 years…this little guy did what he was made for. He crushed the piles of garbage on the humanless Earth, with only collecting random tidbits and watching “Hello, Dolly!” to entertain him. Little did we know that the fate of man-kind would rest in the rusty hands of…
WALL-E!
Continue reading ‘This update has Pics, Arrr! (Pixar if you didn’t get it. >:c )’
We all danced in fire
Trapped in this machine
Don’t know how long we’ve waited
As the Eggman’s watching
A powerhouse of a robot…awakened by Shadow and Rouge to form Team Dark. He’s the last of his kind…he is the OMEGA.
What if R.O.B.s had caught on? What if the loveable Robotic Operating Buddy had joined us in the era of Ocarina of Time and Paper Mario? If the android companion was here to experience the 128 glory days of the Gamecube? If we were to get Gyromite with “New Play Control”? Now, we will be able to see R.O.B. …
…in the future that could have been. Continue reading ‘Eighty-eight miles per hour, Robot! EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!’
Forget Lucario! These two are legendaries! Pre-built powerhouses! BEHOLD!
One is the nightmare of New Moon Island! Please welcome number 491, DARKRAI!
The other is the Psychic shape-shifter of Birth Island! The Third Gen’s very own number 386, DEOXYS!
What? You accuse me of HAX? Action Replay?! I’LL SHOW YOU! PICS!
DO NOT READ THIS UPDATE IF YOU DON’T WANT THE END OF MOTHER 3 SPOILED!!!
Now then.
At the site of the last needle, down below the Empire Porky building in New Pork City, Lucas encounters his reoccurring antagonist, King P’s general, a once-human being, the only one besides Lucas who can pull the needles…
The mysterious Masked Man.
The fight between Lucas and the Masked Man is long and intense…and heartbreaking, as Lucas realizes the truth of who his enemy is.
Faintly, the Masked Man hears a voice…a familiar voice, sweet, and caring. For once in the longest time, emotions arise in the Masked Man’s heart, and he tosses his helmet to the ground, revealing his true identity…
And so, Santadorf brings you one last present…
The Fallen Five…Melee’s lost sons. Roy has forced his way back into the fray, having beat down Sakurai to pass the gates into Brawl.
Continue reading ‘Another Fallen one rises…’
And so, to wrap up the Christmas costumes, we bring you this delightful treat—-I mean costume. Some wonderful candy craftsman meticulously re-created Lucas in the gingerbread medium! With a candy cane shirt, gummy shoes, mint eyes, and frosting hair, this sugary child is ready to face the world! (Glass of milk not included with this costume.)
-Captain Jim Note-: I realize his skin is patchy. I’ll try to fix this at a later date.
And so, Santadorf sat little Roy upon his knee.
“What do you want for Christmas, little Roy?” the terrible saint asked, his eyes sparkling with evil.
“For Christmas, I want a R.O.B. costume!” replied the lad with the crimson hair, his eyes big with wonder, joy, and fire.
“…a R.O.B. costume? But no one asks for those!” said the confused Claus, raising one white eyebrow.
“I know…but I heard that if I get a R.O.B. costume, he’ll bring a friend in another update!” the boy said excitedly. Santadorf shrugged.
“Eh, whatever floats your boat.” the festive fiend said with a sigh, and he PAAAAAAAUNCHED the following costume into existence.
Continue reading ‘The poor robot that everyone forgot about…’
Merry Christmas! Santa Ganon has delivered a HEAVILY REQUESTED COSTUME! Behold, one of Melee’s Fallen Five. His Burning blade comes to bring down all who cross his path, who try to take him out (SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!), who try to best him. Behold, the warrior returns! Roy’s our boy! Continue reading ‘ROY’S OUR BOI!’
Today, we bring you a hack that’ll be appearing in ]EE[‘s patch. It’s Promethus, the robot party member better known as Robo from the classic SNES RPG Chrono Trigger! Originally created to help his human masters in the Proto Dome, Robo went dormant in 1999 AD. He waited there until he was repaired in 2300 AD, and having forgotten his purpose, he….
JOINED THE BRAWL! If you don’t remember that happening in Chrono Trigger, I guess you just didn’t pay enough attention, huh?
Continue reading ‘]EE[ Cameo hack approaching! Time to pull the (Chrono) Trigger!’
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