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DOUBLE UPDATE: Only you can prevent forest fires!

It was posted on October 17, 2008 at 02:00. There's 17 Comments and it's in Androu1.

Tonight, we have two iterations of Wario. What if Wario obtained a fire flower? Sure, Mario and Luigi get them. So it only makes sense that Wario would get one, the third overalled crusader. Fire Mario’s overalls were red, Fire Luigi’s overalls were green, so it only makes sense Wario would have yellow ones. Super Mario Land 2 was the closest we got to knowing this dilemma, but Wario just got a giant feather on his head and they left it at that. For the other, we have the result of when Nintendo tries to pull off Wario’s overalls with an 8-bit palette. Yellow is one of the only colors the NES can’t preform, so Nintendo kinda got screwed on that one. It was also the last game Nintendo produced for the NES (Wario’s Woods). Anyway, very late, here are the pictures. Enjoy!

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Time for a chase!

It was posted on October 16, 2008 at 00:35. There's 20 Comments and it's in Bluz.

Tonight, we have a character who is separated from his heart. While this may seem like a bad thing, it actually isn’t, as it gives him power. This guy was a normal, average, gentle giant, he was a wimp, until Bowser (ironic seeing as this is our base) mucked with him, made him separate from his heart, and basically destroy Mario. What resulted was one of the most memorable villains of the best game of all time (IMO), Paper Mario. Let’s give a hand to Tubba Blubba! *pics*

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HONK

It was posted on October 14, 2008 at 00:23. There's 14 Comments and it's in Androu1.

PIMPIN’ AIN’T EASY

PIMPIN’ IS QUITE DIFFICULT

PIMPIN’ HAS PROVED TO BE MORE WORK THAN I FIRST ASSUMED

THE DIFFICULTY IN THE OCCUPATION OF PIMPIN’ IS EXPONENTIALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN FIRST BELIEVED

Anyway, tonight we have a pimp, and his pimpette. Following in the tradition of cute things with mature themes, see Beardness, tonight we have the Ice Pimps. With their coats of purple and gold, how can they not be pimpin’?

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Stack Smash live chat!

It was posted on October 13, 2008 at 18:37. There's 3 Comments and it's in Important.

Yeah, now you can talk with me, Androu, Phreeq, and Bluz live. Go here: esper.net/pjirc

And once you’re in, type /join #stacksmashhacks.

Happy chatting!

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I’ve been wanting to update this texture so very badly.

It was posted on October 11, 2008 at 23:54. There's 7 Comments and it's in Androu1.

And now I am! Anyway, tonight we have a little known Kirby character called Sir Arthur, he’s the leader of the Galaxy Solider Army, or GSA. The GSA is the bulk of Kirby’s species, the Star Warriors according to the Japanese version of the Kirby: Right Back At Ya anime. Of course, 4Kids thought that the GSA wasn’t important to the plot so they ripped the entire thing out through a series of haphazard edits and bad voice acting. Boo! Meta-Knight is one of the last standing survivors of this army, one of the highest ranking officials, after a very long war against Nightmare. So we thought it was appropriate to make his superior officer. And yes, we know his sword isn’t exactly accurate. We found a picture of him with his sword after we finished the texture. Pics time!

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We’re back! A Stack Smash story. Starring Galacta Knight!

It was posted on October 9, 2008 at 21:37. There's 25 Comments and it's in Androu1.

Yes, we’re back. Back from the depths of no updates and perpetual downtime. I hope this texture makes up for it, however. Apparently while we were developing this one Ghosteo released theirs. It caught us off guard, but in our policy of releasing everything we decided to go ahead with it anyway. Enjoy! You may call this upate early, but I call it getting what’s owed to you. We were going to update on Wednesday but a day of downtime crushed that.

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Stack Smash takes a well-deserved “break”. *shot*

It was posted on October 2, 2008 at 02:18. There's 15 Comments and it's in Important.

Well, we’ve ran out of excess textures to update your eyeballs with, so we need to take a week off to pump them out like a mother with no birth control so we have sustenance for your senses like a sweet, sweet steak that you devour piece by piece. Don’t worry, we’ll make up for it.  Idea reserves activate! We hope you understand. In the mean time (time is so so mean), feel free to give us suggestions so we have an even bigger backlog to fufill and for you to enjoy with all your might.

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This texture jumps out at you like a rat in your underwear drawer.

It was posted on October 1, 2008 at 00:44. There's 11 Comments and it's in Androu1.

Today we have a texture based off of a poor, poor neglected enemy from Super Mario World; the Blarggs. The little lava monsters won our hearts by submerging from the lava for a few seconds, and then re-submerging into the lava. This can be considered a sequel to our good friend Hawkmouth, this texture was originally going to be a double update with his bird holiness but we wanted to take the time to refine and perfect his lavamonster likeness to it’s fullest form. This is V4. Now let me spare you this Berlin Wall of text and get over to our good friend the update. Sorry about the lateness, we hope the update makes up for it.

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Somebody stuffed Marill full of helium…

It was posted on September 30, 2008 at 00:14. There's 18 Comments and it's in Phreeq.

So we made Marill as a custom costume. GOTTA KETCHUP AAAAAAAALL POH-KAY-MAWN. Onto the update.

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ROBIN HOOD OR ADULT RETRO LINK? U CHOOS!

It was posted on September 28, 2008 at 00:20. There's 16 Comments and it's in Androu1.

Today we have a texture that was originally intended to be CD-i Link, but it didn’t turn out exactly as planned. Me and Androu had a debate as to the official name of it, but we didn’t reach a decision. We leave the naming up to you, the viewer, as to the name of this orange haired crusader. Pics time!

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