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Somewhere, in an alternate universe… +addedGCN

…Mario is a british mastermind with flamethrowers on his hands. Here’s our unofficial Phoenix Mario texture, Steampunk Mario!

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Everyone’s favourite knockoff

The Italian Solid Snake! Equipped with his wig, his plastic gear and his corny script, he’s here to make you unintentionally laugh your caboose off!
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Zombie Goastbusters!

Saver of Humens, John Freeman, is here to kill some people with wepon!
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What if Mario RPG…

…was a more conventional RPG?
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Brawl like an Egyptian

From the Netherworld hails an Egyptian God of Death known as Anubis. The anthropomorphic jackal decides to join the Brawl to seek worthy challengers to fight for his own entertainment. But Anubis didn’t come alone… After days of searching, Anubis found the body he was looking for and reunited it with her soul.
Cleopatra and Anubis team up to form Team Egypt. Now that he’s prepared for Free-for-alls and 2-on-2’s, Anubis will show you the true power of Egypt!

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Join the Nintendo Fun Club Nintendo today, Mac

You know, Punch Out!! deserves more representation than a lousy Little Mac assist trophy. I mean, it was full of charismatic characters like Glass Joe, the French pussy, and Super Macho Man, the surfer showoff from Hollywood. So here they are, punching and kicking because they can. Continue reading ‘Join the Nintendo Fun Club Nintendo today, Mac’

Meet the Update!

Builders League United. Otherwise known as BLU, a company supposedly specializing in construction, but is actually in control of half of the world’s governments. The other half of the world’s governments is controlled by RED, Reliable Excavation and Demolition. Luckily, BLU has an elite team of mercenaries at their disposal. Unfortunately, so does RED.

It was a slow day at the BLU 2Fort base. There were only two BLU members on duty: The lady-loving, man-killing, sneaky Spy and the drunkard, off-kilter, scottish Demoman. They were lazing about the barracks, leaving their intel unguarded, for they didn’t think anyone from RED was nearby, what with almost all of them having been killed last Tuesday. Imagine their surprise when the intercom annoucned that their intel had been stolen…by a RED Scout. Making a mad dash, they went to try to prevent the Scout from getting their intel to his base.
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Grime Crime!

“Mario, you are guilty of being blue and ruining our beautiful island!”

“But I’m-a not blue!”

“THEN WHO WAS PHONY?”

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A new member. A pretty damn awesome new member, while we’re at it.

Pako

Pako is pretty much an cool guy, with good ideas and awesome skills. He wanted to join KittyCorp, but then he found he was selected for Stack Smash, so here he is. He’s a fan of the Mario series, so we’ll hopefully see an increase of costumes related to the good ol’ plumber eating mushroom around here. I mean, the mushroom eating plumber.

You want proof he’s awesome and has awesome skills, uh?

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