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November 21st, 2001.
The game’s first release in Japan.
October 30th, 2006.
First known texture hack was made public; progress seemed to halt.
July 4th, 2009.
First known release of textures to the public, outside of Japanese forums.
Nearly 8 years after its initial conception, arguably the most popular Nintendo Gamecube title to date… has finally been hacked.
Today, I give to you some of the first-ever publicly released textures to one of Brawl’s older siblings: Super Smash Bros. Melee.
NiGHTS. The other Sega “flagship” series, arguably. The best reason to own a Saturn. The game that never got a sequel, sadly. Stop saying that! It didn’t get a sequel LALALALALA I’M NOT LISTENING. The game Sega fails for not bringing the PS2 remake out of Japan. The game that only has one spoken line, distorted. THERE IS NO NIIIIIGHTS. The game that perfected the feel of flying. NiGHTS did many great things, and now he can do more great things in Brawl. The dream-creature has been transformed into a superfast furry animal for your pleasure today. Enjoy. Now as for those announcements. After the zombie series, Jugg4n4ut will begin work on a second series. And on another front, we are now once again accepting tryouts for Stack Smash. Show us a sample of your work in the comments section and we’ll evaluate you for entry. We need people who are talented, quick at making textures, and enthusiastic. But I knoooooow you want the texture, so hit the jump for NiGHTS.
Continue reading ‘How fitting, this update is posted at night. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENTS’
No, this update is not about Star Wars. It’s about Pokemon The First Movie. Aka that movie you went to in 7th grade where they were handing out Mewtwo, Dragonite, Electabuzz, and Pikachu cards. You remember. That one. The one with the brainwashed Mewtwo-owned Nurse Joy slave advertising New Island to the many aspiring trainers. The one where Mewtwo started cloning things with weird markings. And that brings us to tonight’s update, a celebration of that corny, nostalgia-packed flick you went to ages ago.
I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t handle throwing Pokeballs 8,192 times… so why not increase your chances by throwing a Pokeball 1 time instead?
To commemorate this, let’s sing One Winged Angel.
Continue reading ‘The spiky-haired emo hero of dubious sexuality joins the Brawl!’
“This series sucks and is now about trains”
Well, he had been visiting 1chan quite a lot recently. It was only a matter of time.
Continue reading ‘…What was Miyamoto thinking when he came up with Spirit Tracks?’
A continuation of S’ Melee series, this features the three Brawl hopefuls Meta-Knight, Dedede, and Wario. You may be thinking that they weren’t in Melee, but you’re wrong, and you need to refresh your memory a little. They were in; as trophies.
Melee Falcon got word that an impostor of him was exhibiting major suck-factor. Angered that someone was destroying his reputation, Melee Falcon set out on a grand quest to reclaim top tier, and put his impostor, Meta-Knight, and Snake out of commission.
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