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The fans will look up and shout “Update”

And I will whisper…

“Sure.”

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Metal Gear Solid.

NOW IN A FUN-SIZE

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Why, I remember tha great Smash of 64!

Gather around, youngsters, and lemme tell ya a story.

Y’see, Pikachu’s been in every Smash Bros. game, right? Well, yer wrong! A Pikachu has been in ever single one of them Smash games, but it’s not the same one! Betcha didn’t know that, huh?

The Brawl Pikachu is the young’un, and the son of the Pikachu in Melee.
The Pikachu in Melee is the son of the Pikachu in Smash Bros. on the 64.

The 64 Pikachu is widely considered ta be the stongest of the Pikachu, most likely due to level grindin’ from the Red an’ Blue games. He taught his son, and later his grandson, how to be excellent Smashers. Today, the 64 Pika, now known as Pappychu, is paying this new-fangled Brawl a visit! YAY! GRANDPA’S COMING!

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Pegas! Tek-Setter!

Bet ya’ll are excited for more Tatsunoko, huh?

Joji Meta-Knightmi is just an average, normal Kirby-thing. However, modern science can turn him into a mighty space warrior – Tekkaman. This becomes a reality when aggressive aliens come from space to invade Dreamland. Armed with a space lance, Tekkaman gallantly goes into action against the grotesque space creatures! Continue reading ‘Pegas! Tek-Setter!’

The crossover begins.

Mario and Sonic.

Fanboys clamor for a crossover game, claiming that it’d be the best game in the history of evarrr. And so, Nintendo and Sega shook hands, and the process begun.

Mario and Sonic stared in awe at the monstrous machine before them. It was called the “Crossover…er”, and it was the latest of technologies, made from the collaborative minds of Nintendo and Sega.

Mario and Sonic stepped nervously into their pods, ready to begin the “crossover.” The machine sprung to life, a horrible noise filling the air. At that moment, a Sega intern by the name of Miles Prower hit a wrong switch.

The Crossover-er exploded. As the smoke cleared, a lone figure stumbled out of the wreckage…a horrible, deformed creature…

The Somari was born.

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Begin the test of island courage! Good luck!

Tonight we bring you the hero of the best NES game that was never formally remade or ported to anything but the Wii Virtual Console. That’s right, I’m talking about Mike Jones, the 15-year-old ace pitcher from Seattle who travels to the southern archipelago to meet with his Uncle, Dr. J to find him abducted by an unknown perpetrator in the spectacular English-only title, StarTropics. Otherwise known as the guy in Captain Jim’s name logo for the team page.

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Little does Speed know…

That this is actually his brother, Rex Racer, who ran away from home many years ago.

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In case you didn’t catch it the first time, Racer X is really Speed Racer’s older brother Rex, who went missing years ago.

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Warning, Spoilers Approaching!

Spoliers for the first chapter of MOTHER 3 inside!

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‘Ow about a shave?

In the filth-hole town known as London, on Fleet Street, there is a shop, Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies. The meat pies are the most delicious in London…but no one knows what kind of meat is is…no one except Lovett herself and the barber upstairs, who happens to supply the meat…

Come to think of it, some people who go into the barber shop are never seen again.

Just what happens to the customers of Sweeney Todd?

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Robotnik’s Great Mechanical Impersonator

Created to destroy that which he was based off of…

A machine…with a need for speed…

Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, the unsurpassed mechanical genius, created this…imposter to take down that blasted Sonic once and for all!

METAL SONIC!

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