Do you know why the Wii is the fastest selling home console currently on the market?
THAT’S RIGHT; IT PLAYS TURBOGRAFX GAMES! Use your big fat head and buy some TurboGrafx games!!
Johnny Turbo, everyone.
We do shit right!
Do you know why the Wii is the fastest selling home console currently on the market?
THAT’S RIGHT; IT PLAYS TURBOGRAFX GAMES! Use your big fat head and buy some TurboGrafx games!!
Johnny Turbo, everyone.
H-hello all you pretty people out there. My name is Waluigi. I’m here today because the very nice people at Super Stack Smash made me playable in Super Smash Bros., but they forgot to post me. I look really good, almost as if I were a successful treasure hunter and rich video game CEO instead of a sad, sad taco stand manager. By the way please visit Waluigi’s Taco Stand! We have fresh purple tacos. Anyways here are the pictures.
Another bare body fancied up.
Remember when we were all seven years old (well, I mean, you kids were probably two at the time) and Pokémon Gold and Silver were announced, with teaser pictures of the new species? If so, you probably remember the name “Pikablu,” a made-up name for what we’d later call Marill.
Bushido. The samurai code of honor. For ages, the great Japanese warriors followed this code.
Unfortunately, in the future, this sense of honor is nowhere to be found in certain samurai…
Certain samurai like the one who drives number Five in the F-ZERO grand prix. He’s never passed up an opportunity to participate in an F-ZERO race (means he’s never passed up an opportunity to get beaten by Captain Falcon too).
But it’ll be different this year. He can’t lose in his Fire Stingray! So please welcome the Japanese Wario—
SAMURAAAAAAAAAI GORROOOOOOOH!
(Boooooo)
HRRRRUGH?!
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You know how Jugg4n4ut has his zombies, Androu1 has his Dry characters and Bluz has his simplified/cel-shaded characters? My series is the fancy series. It began with Tuxedo Yoshi, and here’s the second installment. Let’s give that wacky fat elf some classy threads!
You know that Captain Falcon runs fast and punches things in Smash Bros…
You SHOULD know what he races at the speed of sound on the winding, whirling roads of the F-ZERO Grand Prix…
But did you ever see him in the manual of the first F-ZERO game? The Captain of Charisma sure showed some criminal scum his moves. Classic Captain Falcon, everybody.
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Hey people! We are gonna throw pills with fire down your throat tonight! It seems Dr.Mario and Roy have come back AGAIN. They just weren’t too happy with their older looks.
First off, Roy with his even more awesome looks and a EPIC cape (can’t thank Bird Person enough for that). And guess what? NO WEIRD GREEN ON HIS HAIR NOW!
Anyway, Plumbing Dr.Mario also REJOINS the Brawl. With awesomer overall…things that just make him awesome. He also uses pills to put his whole outfit together nicely.
Anyway, screw talking, I got pics.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
Where are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come? Of? That?
I like the look of pics:
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