Author Archive for BP

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The Fright is On!

It was posted on March 5, 2009 at 01:40. There's 35 Comments and it's in Androu1.

Burying bounteous boys beneath Brawl’s barren boneyard.

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It’s TURBO TIME!

It was posted on February 27, 2009 at 01:48. There's 23 Comments and it's in BP.

Do you know why the Wii is the fastest selling home console currently on the market?
THAT’S RIGHT; IT PLAYS TURBOGRAFX GAMES! Use your big fat head and buy some TurboGrafx games!!

Johnny Turbo, everyone.

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Snork? SQUEAAL!!!

It was posted on February 26, 2009 at 01:13. There's 55 Comments and it's in Dhragen.

Duuuuun! Dun-dun-dun-duh-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

They’re here!

Everyone get your doorknobs!!

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2x update: Rattle rattle, clackity clack

It was posted on February 22, 2009 at 00:38. There's 44 Comments and it's in Androu1.

I think

I hear

SKELETONS.

Dudes, don’t freak out. Skeletons aren’t scary–just imagine them doing The Robot.

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Wow, you’re looking shockingly fancy

It was posted on February 21, 2009 at 03:54. There's 39 Comments and it's in BP.

Another bare body fancied up.

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Who’s That Pokémon?

It was posted on February 20, 2009 at 00:54. There's 45 Comments and it's in BP.

Remember when we were all seven years old (well, I mean, you kids were probably two at the time) and Pokémon Gold and Silver were announced, with teaser pictures of the new species? If so, you probably remember the name “Pikablu,” a made-up name for what we’d later call Marill.

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It’s dangerous to go alone…

It was posted on February 13, 2009 at 02:19. There's 55 Comments and it's in Androu1.

Take this!

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Pass the caviar

It was posted on February 11, 2009 at 00:45. There's 53 Comments and it's in BP.

You know how Jugg4n4ut has his zombies, Androu1 has his Dry characters and Bluz has his simplified/cel-shaded characters? My series is the fancy series. It began with Tuxedo Yoshi, and here’s the second installment. Let’s give that wacky fat elf some classy threads!

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Begin the test of island courage! Good luck!

It was posted on February 9, 2009 at 02:56. There's 34 Comments and it's in Captain Jim.

Tonight we bring you the hero of the best NES game that was never formally remade or ported to anything but the Wii Virtual Console. That’s right, I’m talking about Mike Jones, the 15-year-old ace pitcher from Seattle who travels to the southern archipelago to meet with his Uncle, Dr. J to find him abducted by an unknown perpetrator in the spectacular English-only title, StarTropics. Otherwise known as the guy in Captain Jim’s name logo for the team page.

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Be at the rendezvous point in EXACTLY ten minutes!

It was posted on February 8, 2009 at 02:14. There's 25 Comments and it's in BP.

You know that Captain Falcon runs fast and punches things in Smash Bros…
You SHOULD know what he races at the speed of sound on the winding, whirling roads of the F-ZERO Grand Prix…
But did you ever see him in the manual of the first F-ZERO game? The Captain of Charisma sure showed some criminal scum his moves. Classic Captain Falcon, everybody.
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