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Beast of destiny in hero form!

When goblin-like marauders invade the large village of Outer Space, Wolf is forced to pursue them to hurt the children. But the unexpected happens when a ghastly hand pulls him into the Twilight Realm. In the Twilight Realm, Wolf is most displeased to find that he transforms into a Link! In Link form, Wolf can use any of his weapons, but cannot track scents with his fine-tuned senses or dig.
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You got Boost Power!

You knooooow White Land and Silence and Fire Field and Port Town, Green Plant and Big Blue Red Canyon and Death Wind

But do you recaaaalll

The most faaaamous F-ZERO locale of aaaaaalll…?

It’s Mute City, dude.

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New Roster

Check out the roster. It’s now a purely text-based list. You can click the columns’ headers to alphabetize the whole thing by the contents of that column, and mix them by alphabetizing them one at a time: example, you could click “Character” and then “Creator” to list them in order of creator, with that creator’s hacks on specific characters grouped. You’ll understand if you play with it, it’s basic but hard to describe.

Obviously, since the all-new Download column (so the nubs will quit asking where the downloads are) only contains the word “download,” there’s no point in trying to alphabetize those.  By default, the list is arranged by date (though this isn’t seen), so if you’re away and come back to see several new updates, the roster is still a handy list to help you catch up.

Double and triple updates are not grouped. Keeping each hack isolated makes sorting them less complicated. Sorting by character would be such a mess with so many extra “categories” for stuff like “Ness and Lucas,” “King Dedede, Toon Link and Yoshi,” it would be stupid. Since the list goes by date by default, though, the multi-updates’ contents will be right next to each other, and they still link to the same thing.

I am only human; I’m sure I’ve made a good handful of mistakes with linking and typing. For the creator column I mostly went by memory, and may have misattributed several hacks to the wrong people. PLEASE make errors, typos, and that sort of thing known so it can be fixed–or, if you’re a team member and spot an error, fix it yourself.  I myself wasn’t too fond of how huge the old roster was, how long it took to fully load, and how annoying it was to update it, so I want this new one error-free.

Bot! Serve me!

We’re the Bonnes! We’re PIRATES! You’d better watch out for us!!!

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Ahahaha! Falcon! Take THIS!

Who’s a guy with a huge muscular physique, pitch-black spandex, a colossal car with mediocre boosts, and metal hooves on his toes?

The emperor of brutality: BLACK SHADOW!

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Whatever!

Whatever, everyone. Whatever. Introducing Whatever Luigi and Whatever Ness. Whatever.

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The Escaped Elf and also Toon Link

On the peak of our globe lies a white land of harsh climate…

One building stands alone there.

It’s called “Santa’s Workshop…”

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“It has to be made to be played! I’ll make MILLIONS!!”

Wario made this announcement at E3 this year…

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Where’s Douglas?

It took some compromising but here y’go: SMAAAASH!! RED, with his prized Charizard, Norbert, that Squirtle who is usually free to roam grocery stores with a Torchic, and an Ivysaur… from… what?

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Won-One, Won-Too

If I can just come up with comics that take place in 1-1 and 1-2 and only involve Mario, Ness and Captain Falcon, I’ll never have to draw a comic again!

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