There was once a tale told by a sole man, his name was Androu1. He told stories of a myterious and powerful dance, “The PZT Fap Dance”. It was foretold who ever performs this dance get “Supah Fap Powahz” and it is said that the only person who has ever successfully performed this dance was a mystic fap sage, who goes by the name of “PZT”.
I went to him and asked to witness the dance, he told me it was too potent for my eyes, he shone me off. I waited and waited, untill suddenly the mystical PZT left his home, I scurried in and placed a hidden camera and a backup tape recorder and jolted out the door, qiuetly and stealthily. I sat by his window, up a tree and watched.
Seconds to minutes to hours flew by, then suddenly, he showed signs of iniating the fap dance. He was getting into position as he noticed the hidden camera, he threw it out the window and cursed me, but the tape recorder was left, hidden, not spotted by the wisdom filled man. He got into position and cried “THIS IS PZT” a small but memorizing dance heavily involving leg and arm flexibility was done, its like arms and legs were squiggly lines. He violently thrusted 1 hand down his pants and lashed out his scrodum, he grasped it firmly yet powerfully and told “IT’S SHOWTIME!”.
The rest is impossibly described through words, it must be listened to even start to be able to fathom the new emotion that was conceived through that face.
This is magically glorious
It was originally going to be the “I wanna bang you” remix from the album SOLID BANG!
But it sounds more like fapping and whats the first thing you think of when you think fap? Thats right, PZT.
It took me 4 hours to make.
I am at a loss for words, I cannot truly describe how this makes me feel.
“Genre: Rock”
wat
Convert to BRTSM!
Hey Chicken Chaser, if Disney can say that the Jonas Brothers is rock, then Vile can say this is rock.
Should be on itunes.
I didn’t even set a genre, the song decided what it wanted to be and the following events occurred.
The whole story is a lie, everyone knows PZT does the Super Fap Dance three times a day in the IRc, whether he is there or not.
pffft, what a load of crap, I’m gonna go read a real story
Scrotum.
Learn to spell.
@Mutated:
Firstly, you know that’s really pathetic pointing out spelling mistakes, seriously get a life, you have WAY too much time on your hands and secondly, my spell check didn’t pick up on it so i just assumed it was correct, do you really expect me to be looking up every word i type in a dictionary?
This song is just..fucking perfect for a video I will make soon.
And..what, 4 hours? I hope you’re kidding.
And is he supposed to say “This is PZT” in the beginning? Because I hear “This is slizeetee”.
4t comnt in a ro, wat u gna do nigza wor
Oh, I forgot.
Mission accomplished.