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In celebration of Black Mage history month

If there’s one thing we can’t have enough of, it’s Mega Mans. We have Mega Man assist trophies, Mega Man Nesses, and people still ask for Mega Man Samus while we’re busy making Mega Man Ganondorf and Mega Man Yoshi.

If there’s another thing we also can’t have enough of, it’s Black Mages. Put on your blue robe and restore light to an elemental globe, ’cause Black Mage Link is upon us!

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Authentic GOLD from two generations ago

What were the best Pokémon games, everyone?

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What the Hell?

Show of hands, who remembers the parody site, Smash Bros. MOJO!!?

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YOU FORGOT THE M ON HIS HAT

SMAAAASH!! Mario. Every time I make one of these I feel like I’ve stolen something from Shigesato Itoi.

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Jeffrey Andonuts, you don’t look so good!

I stylized Ness, yo.

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When suddenly, friggin’ Ho-Oh kidnapped my sister!

I know it’s been done before, probably several times… but I made it too. Link wearing the Hero’s New Clothes and a dorky blue hat has arrived.

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I need an invisible woman.

An undead one.

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Chaos from the roots…

It was midnight. The moon was full. It has been a year since the experiments done by Dr. Eggman and Sonic’s Werehog incident. Though he thought all was well when he recieved the antidote, things changed. Sonic’s speed became faster, he became more vicious. He would black out at times, and wake up not knowing where he was. He decided to end this and find Eggman.

He tracked down Eggman and confronted him. “Hey Eggman, what have you done? Why am I like this?” exclaimed Sonic. “There’s nothing wrong with you, Sonic. The antidote you got, wasn’t an antidote. It was a new serum I had been working on, and I knew that you would be the perfect specimen to try it on.” explained Eggman. Sonic stood shocked, his heartbeat heightened, he clenched his chest. “Hmm….it seems that the serum isnt agreeing with you…” Eggman said in the most monoton voice. “You’re a madman…..a…a madman…..”; Sonic collapsed to the ground, dead. Eggman shook his head and walked over to the defeated Sonic. “This isnt what was supposed to happen…” said Eggman. Suddenly Sonic’s eyes open, only now they were blood red. “You’re right”, whispered Sonic. “This wasnt.” Immediately, Sonic jumped up, then he tackled Eggman to the ground and began punching him in the face. “I’ll never forgive you for this Eggman!” screamed Sonic. “I dont care'” chuckled Eggman. “Kill me if you want, but the serum has changed you….you lust for more now…..more blood and death…….this is my victory…….and your demise.” Sonic, enraged by the doctor’s words maliced him until there was nothing left but a pulp. When Sonic got up, his fur had grown darker, yet he was not his Werehog form. He was stronger, more vile, and hungered for more…
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A speed demon to his very bones

Once upon a time, the F-MAX Grand Prix was held annually. There was one legendary racer in F-MAX, Sterling LaVaughn. A legend was he, but he knew he wouldn’t be able to live unscratched through every race. The F-MAX was more reckless and bloody than any other grand prix in history.

Two hundred years later, in 2670, the F-ZERO Grand Prix has been founded. LaVaughn, now a skeleton preserving his life with the powers of black magic (and science) and using the moniker “The Skull,” has returned to race again. But believe me when I say, he’s a nice guy! Don’t judge a fellow by his fleshlessness.
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Falcon… SMAAAASH!!

It’s Captain Falcon in my cartoony art style. Like it or don’t, I made this for fun, to experiment. Hope you like him anyway.

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