You stole the update from us last time! You will PAY for that!

Bushido. The samurai code of honor. For ages, the great Japanese warriors followed this code.

Unfortunately, in the future, this sense of honor is nowhere to be found in certain samurai…

Certain samurai like the one who drives number Five in the F-ZERO grand prix. He’s never passed up an opportunity to participate in an F-ZERO race (means he’s never passed up an opportunity to get beaten by Captain Falcon too).

But it’ll be different this year. He can’t lose in his Fire Stingray! So please welcome the Japanese Wario—
SAMURAAAAAAAAAI GORROOOOOOOH!

(Boooooo)

HRRRRUGH?!

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