We do shit right!
Shit, another spy! He wasn’t here in sunshine, too! Damn new tile.
Luigi: AND NOW HE’S HERE TO F*CK US! So listen up Jr.! The pornography staring your mother will be the 2nd worse thing to happen to you today!
*Wario and Waluigi exchanging pictures*
Bowser Jr.: GIMME THAT!
Mario: The spy has already breached our defenses…
*E. Gadd finishes Fludd*
*sapped by Mario*
E.Gadd: SENTRY DOWN! *shot*
Luigi: You see what he’s done to our colleagues!
*Toad realises Mario’s behind him*
*epic knife fight*
*Toad dies*
Luigi: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
*Yoshi fighting Mario*
*gets a Yoshi hat from SMB64DS*
Yoshi: Yoshi…
*crack*
Luigi: It could be you! It could be ME! It could even be-*tennis racket’d*
Bowser Jr.: WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Wario: Ughh…
Waluigi: What? It was obvious! *picks up racket* He’s the RED spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now!
…
Annnyyyy second now.
See! RED! No, wait, that’s blood.
Wario: So, we still got problem.
Waluigi: Big problem…Alright, who’s ready to go find the RED spy?
Mario: RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
posting in epic thread.
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Luigi: AND NOW HE’S HERE TO F*CK US! So listen up Jr.! The pornography staring your mother will be the 2nd worse thing to happen to you today!
*Wario and Waluigi exchanging pictures*
Bowser Jr.: GIMME THAT!
Mario: The spy has already breached our defenses…
*E. Gadd finishes Fludd*
*sapped by Mario*
E.Gadd: SENTRY DOWN! *shot*
Luigi: You see what he’s done to our colleagues!
*Toad realises Mario’s behind him*
*epic knife fight*
*Toad dies*
Luigi: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
*Yoshi fighting Mario*
*gets a Yoshi hat from SMB64DS*
Yoshi: Yoshi…
*crack*
Luigi: It could be you! It could be ME! It could even be-*tennis racket’d*
Bowser Jr.: WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Wario: Ughh…
Waluigi: What? It was obvious! *picks up racket* He’s the RED spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now!
…
Annnyyyy second now.
See! RED! No, wait, that’s blood.
Wario: So, we still got problem.
Waluigi: Big problem…Alright, who’s ready to go find the RED spy?
Mario: RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
posting in epic thread.
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