{"id":5377,"date":"2009-06-03T04:40:45","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T08:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stacksmash.cultnet.net\/?p=5377"},"modified":"2009-06-03T04:40:45","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T08:40:45","slug":"attack-of-the-clones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=5377","title":{"rendered":"ATTACK OF THE CLONES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this update is not about Star Wars. It&#8217;s about Pokemon The First Movie. Aka that movie you went to in 7th grade where they were handing out Mewtwo, Dragonite, Electabuzz, and Pikachu cards. You remember. That one. The one with the brainwashed Mewtwo-owned Nurse Joy slave advertising New Island to the many aspiring trainers. The one where Mewtwo started cloning things with weird markings. 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