{"id":3037,"date":"2009-01-28T21:38:51","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T01:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stacksmash.cultnet.net\/?p=3037"},"modified":"2009-01-28T21:38:51","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T01:38:51","slug":"dead-monkeys-arent-much-fun-but-they-can-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=3037","title":{"rendered":"Dead Monkeys aren&#8217;t much fun. BUT. THEY. CAN. DANCE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yeah people. We now bring you what you all wanted. DONKEY KONG!!!<\/p>\n<p>First off, we have Dry DK, whom will make you think of DEAD MONKEYS THAT CAN DANCE WHILE LOOKING SUPER RETARDED.<\/p>\n<p>And we also have Funky Kong, with his skin tight clothes. Actually, it&#8217;s Fonkey Kong, since DK stole Funky&#8217;s clothes&#8230;didn&#8217;t steal the sunglasses while at it, tho. 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