{"id":2222,"date":"2009-01-01T03:39:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T07:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unleadedmugen.com\/stacksmash\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2020-12-02T00:18:42","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T23:18:42","slug":"why-dont-you-have-a-seat-over-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=2222","title":{"rendered":"Why don&#8217;t you have a seat over there?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To kick off the new year of 2009, we have yet another internet meme. None other then the one and only Pedobear. Hunting for lolis where-ever they may rest, this arch enemy of Chris Hansen, is one of the iconic symbols of \/b\/, 4chan, and the series of tubes. Behold, Pedobear emerges, in the form of our friend, Pikachu, the electric rat. We call this creation Pedochu, as he summons damaging pedorays from the sky, using his pedobolts to stun lolis. 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None other then the one and only Pedobear. Hunting for lolis where-ever they may rest, this arch enemy of Chris Hansen, is one of the iconic symbols of \/b\/, 4chan, and the series of tubes. Behold, Pedobear emerges, in the form [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","p1","y2009","m01","d01","h05"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15930,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions\/15930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}