{"id":2079,"date":"2008-12-26T01:13:56","date_gmt":"2008-12-26T05:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unleadedmugen.com\/stacksmash\/?p=2079"},"modified":"2008-12-26T01:23:32","modified_gmt":"2008-12-26T05:23:32","slug":"the-poor-robot-that-everyone-forgot-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=2079","title":{"rendered":"The poor robot that everyone forgot about&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And so, Santadorf sat little Roy upon his knee.<br \/>\n&#8220;What do you want for Christmas, little Roy?&#8221; the terrible saint asked, his eyes sparkling with evil.<br \/>\n&#8220;For Christmas, I want a R.O.B. costume!&#8221; replied the lad with the crimson hair, his eyes big with wonder, joy, and fire.<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;a R.O.B. costume? 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