{"id":11396,"date":"2010-03-28T06:37:40","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T04:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=11396"},"modified":"2010-09-18T09:44:26","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T07:44:26","slug":"get-this-thing-off-my-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=11396","title":{"rendered":"GET THIS THING OFF MY BACK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is this thing humpin me?<!--more-->\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11396 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?attachment_id=11397'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/202000-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Ellis is shown who is the boss\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?attachment_id=11401'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/201999-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Happy Jockey\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?attachment_id=11400'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/201998-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Leapin\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?attachment_id=11399'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/201997-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Jockey says &quot;Hi!&#039;\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?attachment_id=11398'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/201996-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Tiny Eyes\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p>The Jockey, from Left 4 Dead 2. Texture directly taken from the game. I was going to fully vertex hack his body and hands and whatnot to look like a jockey instead of Diddy Kong, but I won&#8217;t be able to do that anytime soon, especially considering the effort it takes with my current method of vertex hacking. His tail is removed (vertex hack) and I tried deleting as many polygons of arm hair that I could (not much).<\/p>\n<p>He has a few &#8220;glitches&#8221;, none of which affect gameplay.<\/p>\n<p>1. When he is damaged, Diddy Kong&#8217;s eyes always shrink. his whole eye texture wraps weird at that point (as seen in the one picture above)<\/p>\n<p>2. When attacking with Diddy&#8217;s tail (end of A combo), his butt deforms, has a hole in it (which I tried closing when removing the tail), and you see a fragment of his tail stretched around<\/p>\n<p>3. Diddy Kong&#8217;s smile taunt shows his teeth, which I also have textured, so it looks like he has 2 sets of teeth with that taunt (which looks pretty creepy, so I kept it)<\/p>\n<p>but enough about that, download it here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/?3etm05jtjom\">www.mediafire.com\/?3etm05jtjom<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is this thing humpin me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meleemaster500","category-smash-bros","p1","y2010","m03","d28","h08"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11396"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13156,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11396\/revisions\/13156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}