{"id":11163,"date":"2010-03-05T05:49:26","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T04:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=11163"},"modified":"2010-09-18T09:50:37","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T07:50:37","slug":"one-part-tryout-one-part-call-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?p=11163","title":{"rendered":"One part tryout, one part call out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alright you guys, it&#8217;s time for another inevitably terrible tryout. Make your way to the IRC and present your case to any available members.<br \/>\nTo Eggboy13, HSX, MXXD, ElectroBlade (aka Mr. Does One Moveset Hack And Completely Drops Off The Earth), Lexx, Wolfpack, Warchamp (to a small extent), and Vile, it is YOUR fault that we&#8217;re in this mess. You deserted us and you better make a great case for your innocence, you Katrina and the Waves of texture hacking. I honestly believe some of you joined just so you could say to your friends &#8220;I&#8217;m on Stack Smash.&#8221; without ever even doing anything.<br \/>\nAnd for the last part, to our illustrious probably Russian hacker who put malware on our CulTNET site among other things; you are sleazy, shameful, and among other things, a virgin. You are the pivotal reason for why we&#8217;re in this mess, and I hope you&#8217;re happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright you guys, it&#8217;s time for another inevitably terrible tryout. Make your way to the IRC and present your case to any available members. To Eggboy13, HSX, MXXD, ElectroBlade (aka Mr. Does One Moveset Hack And Completely Drops Off The Earth), Lexx, Wolfpack, Warchamp (to a small extent), and Vile, it is YOUR fault that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-uncategorized","p1","y2010","m03","d05","h07"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11163"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12804,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11163\/revisions\/12804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}