{"id":4430,"date":"2009-04-16T16:02:10","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T20:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stacksmash.cultnet.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout.jpg"},"modified":"2009-04-16T16:02:10","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T20:02:10","slug":"al_090128_21351binout","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/?attachment_id=4430","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;All I want is this.&#8221;"},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"class_list":["post-4430","attachment","type-attachment","status-inherit","hentry","p1","y2009","m04","d16","h18"],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout-300x225.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Apparently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Honestly, what am I paying you guys for? Seriously throw me a bone here.&#8221;<\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS.&#8221; &#8220;Apparently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done.&#8221; &#8220;Honestly, what am I paying you guys for? Seriously throw me a bone here.&#8221;<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":"640","height":"480","hwstring_small":"height='96' width='128'","file":"2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout.jpg","sizes":{"thumbnail":{"file":"al_090128_21351binout-150x150.jpg","width":"150","height":"150","source_url":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout-150x150.jpg"},"medium":{"file":"al_090128_21351binout-300x225.jpg","width":"300","height":"225","source_url":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout-300x225.jpg"},"full":{"file":"al_090128_21351binout.jpg","width":640,"height":480,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":""}},"post":4421,"source_url":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/al_090128_21351binout.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4430"}],"wp:attached-to":[{"embeddable":true,"post_type":"post","id":4421,"href":"https:\/\/stacksmash.kontek.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}