Archive for the 'Pako' Category

Luigi visits the savage Australias

It was posted on August 3, 2010 at 14:22. There's 26 Comments and it's in Pako.

And he casually stumbles upon a large block of Australium, the world’s only transformative element.

It doesn’t go very well afterwards.

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Departure is often harder on the fan than it is on the hacker

It was posted on April 24, 2010 at 13:12. There's 16 Comments and it's in Pako.

Yeah I might leave this hellhole some day

You guys keep pointlessly fighting over everything

Anyways here’s CAD’s Ethan, as expressive as usual

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Everyday I’m-a hustlin’

It was posted on April 14, 2010 at 18:14. There's 42 Comments and it's in Pako.

Cloud Ike? Bah, useless
Master Chief Captain Falcon? Hm, could be cool
Mario wearing a fedora? Best thing since baconnaise

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Luigi was not a successful test subject

It was posted on March 6, 2010 at 15:36. There's 27 Comments and it's in Pako.

So here at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center we have…

…improved it.

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Luigi becomes a bounty hunter

It was posted on February 1, 2010 at 16:42. There's 30 Comments and it's in Pako.

IN SPAAAAAAAAACE.

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Luigi enters the ExciteBike World Championship

It was posted on January 26, 2010 at 00:00. There's 8 Comments and it's in Pako.

He’s a SPEED DEMON, babeh.

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Luigi travels back in time to the late 60s

It was posted on December 30, 2009 at 10:02. There's 9 Comments and it's in Pako.

Then, he gets hired by BLU and kills some people.

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Luigi has a buddy named Keith

It was posted on December 29, 2009 at 20:31. There's 24 Comments and it's in Pako.

By the way, Jimmy Gibbs, Jr. is the man. I mean I don’t know anybody like that, man. But there was this guy I knew, he raced dirt tracks, not stock cars but open wheeled cars you know, and he was racing once and a goat…

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Luigi gets brainwashed and epic

It was posted on December 22, 2009 at 10:12. There's 28 Comments and it's in Pako.

You call that a Mr. L? THIS is a Mr. L!

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My parents are motherfucking douchebags

It was posted on December 19, 2009 at 17:07. There's 40 Comments and it's in Pako.

Expect me to be a lot less active.

Also those Luigi hacks won’t be released anytime soon. Sorry guys.

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